It’s Happening…

The next generation of tennis rivalry is starting to take shape. While Roger Federer has been pumping out kids like a factory, Novak Djokovic took to Twitter today with is message

I’m not going to be sure on how I want to react to this for a while. I’m happy for him, I’m sad for myself, and I know that she is saying thanks to God. Hopefully this child is cute, and talented in some way, shape, or form. Congratulations to you two… I guess. You guys just continue to live it up in Greece all engaged and with child. Don’t worry about me. I’ll just be putting all my hopes and dreams in the trash, and into prayers that I don’t hear this kind of thing from Grigor.



This post is about St. Grigor

I knew it. Grigor is a class act. In Miami over the weekend, Grigor noticed a ball girl was feeling a little ill and helped her out. He was even losing (and eventually lost in straights to Nishikori). A true knight in shining armor.



Let’s see how long it is before ball girls start using this trick all the time. I wish I would have thought of that sooner.

In other news, Mardy fish leads a really boring life… Seriously, click here to see what his twitter has come to.

Ok So Part 2

This was actually really tough, and not for the reasons I thought. I thought everyone was going to be super hot, and I was going to have so many options. Instead, I was scrambling for options. I can’t say i’m 100% proud of this list. I was going for like who is real GQ model HOT pieces of meat, not just hot for tennis.

So this list is the Victoria Ybarra Top 13 Hottest Tennis Pros (ranked 1-300). Why? I figured it would only count to feature players who actually played. This is probably only like top 100, because the lesser knowns have no pictures

Wild Card

Colin Fleming – He’s Scottish and mainly plays doubles but look at him

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Ranking the Hottest Pros

So this stupid article is wrong. So I’m going to fix it. 

I’m going to do this in two ways (I am also very bored at work if you couldn’t tell). I’m going to do this just using the top 20 men like the article does, but then I’m going to do it using which ever pros I want. 

So the first way. This is the Victoria Ybarra official hotness ranking of the TOP 20 ranked tennis pros. 

20. Stanislas Wawrinka – His skin is shit and he’s just not a good looking person

19. Juan Martin Del Potro – TOO. MUCH. HAIR. EVERYWHERE.

18. Jerzy Janowicz – Not horrible, but needs some work. Can look a little frankensteinish

17. John Isner – That little tiny head has bugged me since day one, and will always bug me. 

16. Richard Gasquet – He looks like a muppet 

15. Andy Murray – I hate to do this, because I love him, but his teeth suck

14. Kei Nishikori – I just don’t know where to put him

13. Milos Raonic – He looks like an overgrown 6 year old

12. David Ferrer – He will always looks like the Prince from Shrek, and he’s kinda short

11. Nicolas Almagro – he’s not bad, but he’s not great

10. Tommy Robredo – As a spaniard, I’m a little disappointed 

9. Mikhail Youzhny – He has really nice eyes, but thats kind of it. He’s Russian so thats good

8. Tomas Berdych – Good looking, but looks like an Aryan prince so he always has freaked me out 

7. Roger Federer – His hair is amazing, and every once in a while looks handsome

6. Tommy Haas – He is starting to look old, and he is nuts, and his wife is nuts

5. Jo-Wilifred Tsonga – So adorable. Needs to cut his hair

4. Gilles Simon – He can be pretty attractive. I mean for the top 20 at least. 

3. Nadal – Would be so good looking if he didn’t have that stupid look on his face 24/7

2. Novak Djokovic – He is just an all around solid attractive person

1. Fabio Fognini – Why? Because he looks like this…. 

When he hits the ball … Image

His regular ATP picture … Image

Without any clothes … Image


The evidence is all there. I have to do some work now, so part 2 will come later

I hope this is a thing now

As you may know Andy Roddick is now working for Fox Sports 1. He kicked things off with a Roger Federer interview. Now I know that this could have been really compelling. Instead, it went a little differently.


I really hope this is what all Roddick’s interviews become… Just him coming to terms with everyone he lost to. Look at him, his balding, bitter self star just staring at Federer and all his hair. Trying to be witty and cute, but really just planning out his self-deprecation binge drinking session that happened after this interview.


Can’t wait for the next one Andy.

Well… here I am

Yes, I haven’t posted since April. I’ve had a lot of 1st world problems going on. Like right now I’m tired and don’t feel like stringing anymore rackets so thats why I’m actually doing this. My life is hard.

I guess I also chose to come back now, because I love this part of the summer. US Open Series time if my fav!  There is always drama, things seem more fast paced. The heat makes people do crazy things.

One thing that I think is just absurd is the fact that this is making headlines.

“Moving on: Kaley Couco dating tennis pro Ryan Sweeting?

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Really? Ryan Sweeting is making the news…. for dating someone… someone who isn’t even A list.   Also, Ryan, why are you in Sherman Oaks? There isn’t any tennis here anymore! What match were you playing… The great Sweeting cousin tournament?

You are ranked 518, and Kaley was just in a PR relationship last week. Please stop this 100% nonsense.

This is going to be a first

Today, I’ve decided to do something a bit different and bring you a product review. I basically added two new items to my tennis wardrobe and I’m excited about it.

The first thing I picked up is this little beauty.


This is the Nike Force Pleated Dress. I saw Serena wear it and I was like I need it. I saw pictures of it online and definitely needed it. Then I saw some random girl wearing it and died needing it. So I bought it. Directly from Nike so no I didn’t pay 90 bucks.

Ok I love it. Design wise it’s so me. The hint of bright green at the bottom, the ruffle skirt, and the blues and greens. 100% me. I will say it was a lot lighter then I expected. It seemed on others to be really heavy, almost like they were wearing Herve Leger, but it’s really comfortable weight wise.

There is one thing that needs to be addressed. It’s tight as hell. I don’t know what God Serena prays to, or what devil she makes deals with, but that sucker is tight. I have yet to play with it so we will see how that ends up.

Next I got this fantastic tank.


This number is the Nike Force Cotton Tank. I ordered it and then saw the next two girls Maria played in Miami rocking it. So I got even more excited. It arrived today and I’ll tell you I haven’t taken it off. It’s so comfortable, so cute, and super flattering. I absolutely love it, and totally recommend it. I want it in all the colors they have.

So to sum it all up, the dress may not be for everyone, but I say run out and I get that tank top.