I was struggling to make a post about my trip to Indian Wells, and going to the LA Tennis Challenge. I was struggling to do lack of internet at home, and more hours at work.
It wasn’t going to be that interesting anyway. A good time was had by all.
Now something that I need to write about is something I thought we went over before. I guess some people don’t get it.
At the Sony Open Tennis player party in Miami the other day, someone by the name of Daniela Hantuchova did something very bad. Let’s see if you can tell what it is.
Do you see it? Do you see the crimes she’s committing to my eyes?
She is wearing those damn shoes. You know the one strutted around Australia with. Girl, they don’t look good. They don’t fit. They aren’t even like nice shoes. Do you not have room for anything else? I know the rest of that outfit isn’t taking up much room. You obviously did not bring a hair brush. I don’t get it. Please get rid of them. They aren’t doing you any favors. Thank you.
Actually, lets take a look back at Indian Wells now that we’re together again.
Back in the desert, they also had their own player party. I was right next to it. Sounded like a grand ol’ time. All the top names were there looking their absolute best like Rafa.
What a stud. Nice shoes, nice suit, hair needs a little work but beggars can’t be choosers. This is a classy look. For tennis players, this is extremely classy.
Next, Novak decided to show his pretty little face.
Now this guy is ready for the cover of GQ. The clothes fit perfectly, the suede shoes add a cool touch. He looks like he actually tried.
Next we have the Americans.
Good grief. What.Is.That? Dumb and dumber. The dumb polo and converse. The hoodie and boat shoes. You guys should have stayed home.
Well hopefully this tournament turns out to bring a little more than these boring first rounds so I have something to talk about.