Well… here I am

Yes, I haven’t posted since April. I’ve had a lot of 1st world problems going on. Like right now I’m tired and don’t feel like stringing anymore rackets so thats why I’m actually doing this. My life is hard.

I guess I also chose to come back now, because I love this part of the summer. US Open Series time if my fav!  There is always drama, things seem more fast paced. The heat makes people do crazy things.

One thing that I think is just absurd is the fact that this is making headlines.

“Moving on: Kaley Couco dating tennis pro Ryan Sweeting?

Read more at ONTD: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/80269199.html#ixzz2bFKmx5Bw

 

Really? Ryan Sweeting is making the news…. for dating someone… someone who isn’t even A list.   Also, Ryan, why are you in Sherman Oaks? There isn’t any tennis here anymore! What match were you playing… The great Sweeting cousin tournament?

You are ranked 518, and Kaley was just in a PR relationship last week. Please stop this 100% nonsense.

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In WTF US Open? News

So while making my other blog post, and painting my nails I happened to look up to check what was going on with these matches (World’s greatest multi-tasker I know! Hire me!).  I came across something very, very… well… different. CBS was giving viewers a summary of what has gone on in the day, but something was a little off. One of their facts didn’t really match up with the rest. Let’s see if you can figure it out from my hi-res, super technologically advanced screencap I took.

 

Oh yeah that Martina was quite sometWAIT! WTF? NADAL DISLIKES? OMG thanks CBS now I can sleep tonight! I also know to never bring a dog, a ham & cheese sandwich, or a wet shirt to the next tournament I attend! So much useful information!

This is besides the fact that I am totally side-eyeing the crap out of Nadal right now! You don’t like dogs! Or better you don’t like HAM? What kind of human are you? Aren’t you from Spain also? They love ham (well I know they eat a lot of suckling pigs)… AND cheese over there! I mean wet shirts I can maybe see. That’s a big depending on the situation at hand, but DOGS, and a ham & cheese combo…

I.Just.Can’t.