Ok So Part 2

This was actually really tough, and not for the reasons I thought. I thought everyone was going to be super hot, and I was going to have so many options. Instead, I was scrambling for options. I can’t say i’m 100% proud of this list. I was going for like who is real GQ model HOT pieces of meat, not just hot for tennis.

So this list is the Victoria Ybarra Top 13 Hottest Tennis Pros (ranked 1-300). Why? I figured it would only count to feature players who actually played. This is probably only like top 100, because the lesser knowns have no pictures

Wild Card

Colin Fleming – He’s Scottish and mainly plays doubles but look at him

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Ranking the Hottest Pros

So this stupid article http://www.buzzfeed.com/katieheaney/ranking-the-top-20-mens-tennis-players-by-hotness is wrong. So I’m going to fix it. 

I’m going to do this in two ways (I am also very bored at work if you couldn’t tell). I’m going to do this just using the top 20 men like the article does, but then I’m going to do it using which ever pros I want. 

So the first way. This is the Victoria Ybarra official hotness ranking of the TOP 20 ranked tennis pros. 

20. Stanislas Wawrinka – His skin is shit and he’s just not a good looking person

19. Juan Martin Del Potro – TOO. MUCH. HAIR. EVERYWHERE.

18. Jerzy Janowicz – Not horrible, but needs some work. Can look a little frankensteinish

17. John Isner – That little tiny head has bugged me since day one, and will always bug me. 

16. Richard Gasquet – He looks like a muppet 

15. Andy Murray – I hate to do this, because I love him, but his teeth suck

14. Kei Nishikori – I just don’t know where to put him

13. Milos Raonic – He looks like an overgrown 6 year old

12. David Ferrer – He will always looks like the Prince from Shrek, and he’s kinda short

11. Nicolas Almagro – he’s not bad, but he’s not great

10. Tommy Robredo – As a spaniard, I’m a little disappointed 

9. Mikhail Youzhny – He has really nice eyes, but thats kind of it. He’s Russian so thats good

8. Tomas Berdych – Good looking, but looks like an Aryan prince so he always has freaked me out 

7. Roger Federer – His hair is amazing, and every once in a while looks handsome

6. Tommy Haas – He is starting to look old, and he is nuts, and his wife is nuts

5. Jo-Wilifred Tsonga – So adorable. Needs to cut his hair

4. Gilles Simon – He can be pretty attractive. I mean for the top 20 at least. 

3. Nadal – Would be so good looking if he didn’t have that stupid look on his face 24/7

2. Novak Djokovic – He is just an all around solid attractive person

1. Fabio Fognini – Why? Because he looks like this…. 

When he hits the ball … Image

His regular ATP picture … Image

Without any clothes … Image

 

The evidence is all there. I have to do some work now, so part 2 will come later