I think everyone needs some rest

At least that’s what it seems like on twitter. It looks like everyone needs to calm down, go to bed, I dunno do something.

ATP pro Amer Delic has regressed back to simpler times

This reminds me of that one episode of Misfits where the guy was like living in a video game. Oh no one here gets what I’m talking about.. ”that’s cool. You are all missing out. Anyway, here you go Amer ForeverGeek.com’s Guide To The Cube . Don’t say I never gave you anything.

Serena has a very different Twitter dilemma.

You know what.. Thank you Serena. It’s about time someone has taken the time to speak out about how sensitive a dog’s weight can be. Dogs have feelings too I get it. It all of it except for the face that you aren’t even playing right now. You need to get back on the court actually.

Haha cool story bro! No actually I don’t really care what Mardy is saying. I actually am a little freaked out by Mr. Bennett 2 comments down. Nick, you aren’t cool, and I’m pretty sure Mardy isn’t interested. He’s a married man. Married to a woman to clear things up even further for you.

Oh Twitter, I love you. You bring the crazy out in people!

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I guess Caro didn’t get the memo

I’m sure that the WTA sent out a message to the top saying “Hey girls, for the top 8 Istanbul photo shoot we are going for a high fashion/cultural look.” That’s at  least the message Sam, Vera, and Agnieszka got. I guess someone must have missed spelled Caro’s email address though.

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Girl looks like shes about to hit the clubs in that dress. I mean don’t get me wrong its a cute dress, but when everyone else is wearing below-the-knee, flowly, poofy dresses the tight, up-the-crotch number isn’t a good choice. Thank goodness this girl has a body like a box of else this dress would be totally innapropiate.

I mean it’s literally up her crotch

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Man, I love player parties

I really do. I know I have never even been close to going to one, but I just love seeing how they look in street clothes. They mostly never get it right, and I like to judge them.

Well, with the 2011 Kremlin Cup kicking off, there has been yet another player party. This one has to be, by far, the greatest player party in a long time. Why? You ask. Well look who came out to play..

Dmitry was there! Looking pretty good if I do say so myself. I mean I guess I wish he wasn’t wearing a hoodie, but it could be A LOT worse. I mean these are tennis players we are talking about.

Like this for example…

I mean, I totally understand this is a huge leap for Kuznetsova, but this isn’t award-winning or anything. She looks like she has an appointment in Gotham City after this. You know, just in case she sees the signal in the sky.

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Yep, that works

Rafael Nadal has a new Armani commercial. Something is telling me this one is going to be a hit. I just can’t put my finger on it. Maybe you can figure it out.

Yeah, I’m sold. The running, the stripping. That might have something to do with it.

Silly girls

I haven’t learned Mandarin for a reason. It’s really hard. I’ve barely tackled Spanish, and I have taken classes for years. That’s why I have to say these girls probably aren’t doing to bad. At least they are trying and are able to have fun with it.

Anyway, the WTA decided to have some of its superstars learn some Mandarin. Here are the outtakes for the girls learning “Hello everyone, I’m…”. Obviously, some are a little better than others, and man Sam is really trying hard. Check it out for yourselves.

Even the corniness of the Bryan Bros ain’t gon’ to stop me

I personally think the Bryan Brothers are two of the corniest people on the planet. I get it they are just some twins that are all about good wholesome fun, but what is this

I tend to cringe with second-hand embarrassment with everything they do. That’s why I had to really think about clicking play on this video Bob tweeted about 40 minutes ago, but there was mention of Max Myrni so I had to do it.

As you guys may or may not the know, the Bryan Brothers like to play music. They have a band named The Bryan Bros Band (yeah, I don’t get it either). Now they love to take this band, and perform at various charity events (mainly their own), and tournaments. Basically, they play wherever they are asked to do so. They also love to get their co-workers involved in their gigs. I’m sure you’ve all seen Andy Roddick bust a song out with them. If you haven’t Google it, because I’ve seen it too many times already.

I guess this week at crazy, party town Shanghai they put on a special performance in the locker room. They even got good old Belarussian Beast Max Myrni to join in on the fun.

This is cute. I love Max though, because he has always been such a nice guy. So I think the way he gets into the song, and his air guitar solo is just freaking adorable. I approve of this video.