I’m underwhelmed.

Now that Berdych has made the crazy switch from whatever to H&M, I was expecting huge things. I was hoping for some hipster tennis mash up, but no. I wanted some weird print or like a faux denim shirt. Maybe even a skinny jean warm up. No its the same boring white shirt black shorts with a H&M logo. What the heck?

You wanna know the dumbest part about it? You can’t even buy it. If you were so compelled to go to hm.com the closest thing to mens sportswear you could find is a wristlet to keep your iPhone, and a hoodie. Oh and don’t forget the David Beckham underwear. Looks like he’s the kid in school thats too poor to buy H&M so he asked his mom to slap a few logos on his old Nike gear to the other kids won’t make fun of him. Sorry to break it to you Tomas, they ARE making fun of you.


Well… That Was Kinda Cool

So this happened.

I won’t lie, Radwanska, that was pretty impressive. Everyone keep talking about it, because you probably won’t ever be able to do something like that… or ever come across in that situation.

Moving on. This is more interesting.

Someone decided it would be really fun, and cool to ask the players who they think should be playing them in a movie… As you see some of them take a few liberties in their choice.

First of all, whatever Heather Watson. I was 19 once. You would. Daniela, keep dreaming, you too Victoria. While we are at it, you wish Maria. You wish.


So Here Is The Deal

I was struggling to make a post about my trip to Indian Wells, and going to the LA Tennis Challenge. I  was struggling to do lack of internet at home, and more hours at work.

It wasn’t going to be that interesting anyway. A good time was had by all.

Now something that I need to write about is  something I thought we went over before. I guess some people don’t get it.

At the Sony Open Tennis player party in Miami the other day, someone by the name of Daniela Hantuchova did something very bad. Let’s see if you can tell what it is.



Do you see it? Do you see the crimes she’s committing to my eyes?

She is wearing those damn shoes. You know the one strutted around Australia with. Girl, they don’t look good. They don’t fit. They aren’t even like nice shoes. Do you not have room for anything else? I know the rest of that outfit isn’t taking up much room. You obviously did not bring a hair brush. I don’t get it. Please get rid of them. They aren’t doing you any favors. Thank you.

Actually, lets take a look back at Indian Wells now that we’re together again.

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Well Now I’m Going To Be Sick

Serena was kind enough to tweet a little picture of her injured ankle.

Oh Serena, you shouldn’t have. Like serious, thats nasty cut it out. It looks like a baseball is in there. Now I know I’ve seen my fair share of athletic injuries, but this just isn’t pretty.

Since I don’t have eye bleach, here is a little tweet from Amer Delic which is pretty funny… and accurate. 

Thank you for that Amer. I might be able to sleep tonight now.

Well last night was crazy

Well, why things have been all fine and dandy with the men’s seeds, the women are telling quite a different story.

Serena, who was looking very strong throughout the past week and half, took quite a fall from grace last night. In a tough three setter, Serena was taken out by 19 year old Sloane Stephens 3-6, 7-5, 6-4.

Up next for Sloane, is Victoria Azarenka the number seed and last years winner. This will be a real test for Sloane. Will she be able to pull off another big win? I guess we will just have to wait and see.

Obviously, Serena was not happy about this. So upset about this that she blessed up with this gem.

Can’t wait to see what happens tonight!

Just When I Was About To…

Forget that Rafael Nadal existed, I stumbled upon this little treasure in Inside Tennis.

What the heck is this? So much photoshop. Horrible, horrible photoshop. The random racquet/nunchuk combo. The little ribbon of light that supposed to represent the spin. His goofy face. Babolat, you a much better than this. You don’t need ads like this. People ask for the AeroPro Drive (or the “Nadal Racquet”) everyday without seeing this. Please stop this.


Player Party Round 2

So at this other party things were a little different. Instead of a random Chinese dragon theme, there was a native Australian animal theme. All the big names were impressed. Too bad I wasn’t impressed with what they were wearing.

So first we have Tsonga. I actually think he looks nice. He tried to put his colors together, nice khaki pants. Trust me… this is a good look.

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