I finally got something!

Yes I finally got my US Open kickoff moment. I was getting nervous, because even Venus’ outfit was underwhelming (really a black dress). Then it happened. I landed upon this little gem. This would be the awkwardness between Grigor Dimitrov and Gael Monfils during their end of match handshake.

WHAT WAS THAT?! I mean I know they are european. Anyone that knows me knows I’m down with european, but this was… different. I love you to death Grigor Dimitrov, but sometimes I don’t understand you. The little kiss on the nose was cute I guess. You know what I’m into it. I think from now on they should always end with the loser trying to pull moves on the winner. A new US Open tradition of sorts. A sign that even though they lost it’s going to be ok. I’m going to start a petition or something.

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One of these things is not like the other….

I don’t know why I am so fascinated with the WTA lately. It’s probably, because I feel like I’m getting my high school gossip kicks for the day. Whatever floats your boat I guess. So as I looking at Cincytennis.com trying to keep on my scores I came across something very peculiar.

That peculiar thing would be this:

WHAT IS THAT PICTURE CARO!!  Why does she get a glamour shot?! I mean I know the girl needs all the help she can get in the looks department, but DAMN! That is some Vogue/Cosmo/Photoshop business right there. I mean look at Ana in the corner. She gets a photo taken candidly, but still rocks it. Let’s also mention poor Nadia. She tried to have that same Woz glamour, but alas, she ended up with some sort of Sears Portrait Studio/Promtastic/20 buck mall deal that’s missing a rainbow and cloud background and that glossy soft kinda fuzzy finish.

You know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

 Maybe when you are number 1 Nadia. Maybe then you can have your true italian fashion mag picture that is just calling you so. Last, but certainly not least, you know there is something going on when I haven’t even mentioned that mess of a Gael Monfils. Boy needs a weave, a chemical peel, I dunno…SOMETHING!