What must life be life for a tennis player? According to twitter, they live normal lives just like the rest of us
See. Just an average guy living an average life. A life where the only thing you can tweet about on a Saturday is seeing a commercial for that retarded movie about Johnny Depp being a vampire in the 70s. *Spoiler Alert* It’s directed by Tim Burton, and it also has Helena Bonham Carter in it. What a Saturday!
But I guess we should talk about someone ranked a little higher
Oh man. Married life sounds like so much fun. In case you don’t know, this is the song he is referring to..
What did you listen to after your marathon? Kelly Clarkson? What has Brooklyn done to you? If you can’t tell, Andy… Yes, I’m judging you. HARD.
Tennis players are real people too. They have feelings. They have favorite colors. They also get inspired to tweet after listening No Doubt. So I’m assuming on that last one, but it’s probably true, just saying.
Last, but not least, we have Ivo Karlovic speaking on a topic that is allllll too familiar with all of us…. Being drunk. I feel like we are one in the same. Based on this tweet its like I’m practically pro as well. I feel like me and Ivo could get along so well… Even though my friends know it might end up like this…